The following is a cut from my Friendster blog. I've written this September 24, 2007.
The Wonderful World of Taxation:
Amusing/Annoying (choose your preferred adjective) Quotable Quotes during yesterday's discussion on Tax Amnesty Law (ehe,nosebleed):
1. You see, we always get what we deserve! - Gov. Joey Salceda to Dra. Ago, on assuring her that the taxes will be used by the government for the people. (for the people of BIR? hehe note: BIR or Bureau of Internal Revenue, the Philipppine's Tax Collectors)
2. Why don't we forget about 2006 and focus on 2007? - Atty. Wilfredo Busalla, and we share the same thoughts. hehehe.
3. And we are going to discuss about this uhh.. RA 93..uhmm..9460..errr...94something... - Congressman Al Francis Bichara, and the crowd shouts, RA 94fucking80!
4. Igwa pa akong number 4. Yaon kaya sa office su notes ko. may #5 pa, su kay Fidel Cu. (In English, I have numbers 4 and 5 but my notes are in the office. Update: I never really knew where I put the notes. Good thing, though. I could have spilled more political foolishness here.)
Politicians...tsk...
But I have to admit, I am now a fan of the feisty, bitchy Tita (Auntie)Joey. Member ka na kan Mean Gurls Club, manay! Welcome! hehehe (In English, you are now a member of the Mean Gurls Club, sistah!)
P.S. Of course you are a taxpayer. The Tax Amnesty Law is about declaring what you haven't declared last 2005 and paying for taxes at a discounted price, thereby helping the goernmentt collect the uncollected (partially nga lang). You come clean, but you are tagged. Hmmm... Smells fishy. So choose: Conscience or Wealth? (Wealth, damn it!) hahahaha!
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Who the fuck is Joey Salceda?
I am pissed to post this pic of his:
Grinning devilishly from left: Vice President Noli de Castro (a newscaster), President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo (or GMA, the namesake of a popular TV station), and Tita Jose Ma. (Joey) Salceda (drag queen/economist/cheeky fucker/my favorite politician/ex-congressman-now-governor). Mr. Salceda comes from our province and has since been enriching himself via venturing in a political career and kissing the tiny arse of our dear President.
His statistics:
150 Million Pesos per term for the last three terms. A term is equal to three years. You do the Math. He does his.
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I'm in a really really sad state right now. I've just blogged about Tita Joey. Tsk.
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