god bless my calcium-less body

...or my third world, slant-eyed existence. (thanks Deej for your creative writing)

...or my curly hair accentuating my equally curled thoughts on some really bended issues.

Yeah it's the Deej-Noah saga I am talking about - where the two have had their own faults and some more random and unnecessary musings.

In fairness to Deej, I have been most unbiased in handling the situation. I've heard his side. I've squeezed myself of all influence to get the two of you reconciled.

In fairness to Noah..err actually I have been not fair. I made clear to him his faults. I had to enumerate like a Catholic girl reciting the litany of the saints. (Have mercy on us and other bs...)

And yes, like the freakin Catholic that I am, I've washed my hands and spared the trouble of sorting other things out which gave birth to this infamous saga. Because I had to be fair.

But whatever happened to Fedora's laments? Whatever was done about his complaints? He was promised an immediate action on the matter but if it takes months we may have to edit the meaning of immediate. Fed is one of our most intelligent members and now he doesn't come back because he was disappointed. Been made to look like a fool (his words exactly).

Oh fairness where for art thou? You may have been fair to Noah and Deej but what about the others who came in to have fun and get lashed out because they were fat (i say healthy), boring (i say educated), chatters when shit's hit the fan (i say concerned) or yes slant-eyed (i say Asian) or just plain connected to the other erring party? Why talk about the Noah-Deej issue when we cannot talk about the Fedora issue?

If this was a workplace issue, someone must have been laid off.

It this was a racism issue, someone must have been banned. (Hey what happened to the new site rules I drafted?)

Yeah. Justice for Fed. I would bring out my anarchistic attitude and slogans but is it worth fighting for really? Do you fight farts with squirting guns? Do you stoop to the level of the obscene? Will you let decency suffer at the hands of the unworthy?

fracking capital NO.

P.S. It's sad to say goodbye to the one place you held dearly in your heart (as opposed to people who would use it (lemme borrow Max's line) to ask peeps to show their asses and tits, insult members and not really do anything worthy for the site but just plain bs in general.) Sad truly, innit?

But then again you'd think...

*Drum beats*

*Friends...how many of us have them? Friends...ones you can depend on. Friends...*